Single in L.A.

Apparently Denny’s is offering free breakfast today. Yawn. I’m not touched. Why? I’ve NEVER eaten at Denny’s nor do I intend to - ever.

I revealed this little “shocking” tidbit to the78msj via Tweets the other night. Her response: Not even after the club??? Nope. It’s really too late to be eating after a night of dancing the calories away. Doesn’t that defeat the purpose??

But if I ever felt the need, my spot would be Swingers on Beverly.The fact of the matter is that Denny’s simply is not HAUTE! There, I said it.

But, for those that dare throw caution to the haute wind, be my guest. Free Grand Slams (which I hear only cost $3 anyway, so really what’s the fuss?) for all down at your local Denny’s.

Have all the carbs and fat you like! But don’t be tacky - you still need to leave a tip!